The Female Dare-Devil Alien

Hello Americanass.

I would like to tell you about a threath that visited ye some years ago.
A very dangerous female calling herself Daredevil.

She worked herself all the way to the top of american culture and wanted to burn it all to the ground.
And eat all of ya!!!!

But what brought her to yer planet?
Was she some Adolescent Nightmare from Venus?
Not at all, she came from yer own slum.
With a transvestite fatherfigure that made her interested in yer countrys Ceasar Iggy Pop.
The Devil was a Nazi.
Not as in slaughtering and murdering people (although she liked the idea, and the power with it).
She concidered men a smal ratlike specie, not worthy anything but amusing the Female.
She treaated men like scum.
And she could do what she wanted with them.

They gave her anything she asked for.

Then she heard the song Nazi-Girlfirend by Iggy.
And she knew her way to him.
So she contacted a nazi friend of his and worked her way deliberatly to the top of the food-chain.
Made the Idiot-president reform a group with the nazi and started working with the Ceasar-victim.

She would soon have him all to herself!

And this would be a nice story for all yer Alien females in yer planet had not a Predator from the planet Burnby helped the president.
He showed him the monster, sitting in mr Pops own backyard.

And sorry to say Ye did not like what Ye saw, did Ye mr Pop.
Ye killed the monster, didn't Ye mr Pop?

Good Boy.
Contact me if there is any more Aliens on yer planet.